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Friday, December 2, 2005

(John Hill) needs...

Mon ami Frank tagged me with a meme that asks people to
let Google tell you what you need. So you type in "(your name) needs" and let Google do the rest...
So, according to everybody's favorite search engine/most powerful entity in the land (of which I must obey), I need...
:: to look at the process used by the City of Onkaparinga to construct a skate park in a heritage zone.

:: people to repair old sewing machines and tools and ... to find someone who can sharpen drill bits.

:: to resign for suggesting a radioactive waste storage solution that is not legal.

:: to lay off the tanning booth.

:: to explain to the parliament why he is not reading his briefing papers and, as a result of that, why he is not giving accurate information to the parliament.
Ok, Google. But I can't possibly do all those, so how 'bout I just tackle the first one?

Well, consulting the City of Onkaparinga's web site, I found a document that includes recommendations from the Local Heritage Advisory Committee on the location of the new skate facility. They determined that a skate facility "should not be at odds with the Conservation Plan for the Willunga Rail Terminus."

Check.

But they do support a skate facility in the vicinity of the Willunga Rose Garden outside the curtilage of the Conservation Plan for the Willunga Rail Terminus.

Check.

So based on this information, the preferred site is within the Rose Garden Preserve, on the corner of Aldinga Road and Railway Terrace, falling outside the curtilage of the above. This plan would have the support of both the Rural Hills South Community Forum and the Local Heritage Advisory Committee.

Check. And done.

Wait! I'm not supposed to actually follow through on any of those? Oh well, looks like I learned something new today.

Now it's my turn to "tag" somebody else, so how 'bout ... Geoff and Marcus ... what do they need?

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