McLists

As a helpful guide to reader's on this Friday Wednesday, here's a selection of Timothy McSweeney's (Got Some Awesome Meats and Cheeses) Lists:

Excerpts From 2004 Summer-Movie Reviews That Also Describe Tom Morello's Guitar Work on the Debut Rage Against the Machine Album



Guide to Determine If You Are in a Jerry Bruckheimer Movie



Words to Know When Listening to German Industrial Music



Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires



Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach



What Not to Be in the Middle of When the Earthquake Comes



Rejected Names for Smokeless Tobacco Products



Things Which Smell Good, but Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents



Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See Catwoman



Quotes From the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness



Good Names for Vicious Dogs



If Charles Bukowski Had Written Children's Books



Major Hollywood Productions that Kill Off the Only, or Only Important, Black Character in the Film



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Reasons You're No Longer Fit To Be an Architect